35 Things You Learn From Being A Lifeguard

09Jun14

Thought Catalog

1. Kick each summer off right with a blistering sunburn.

2. Is that Chanel No. 5 you’re wearing? Oh no, that’s just chlorine.

3. People constantly ask if you just got back from the beach, you bronze babe.

4. There is no more beautiful sound than thunder.

5. There is no more beautiful sight than lightning.

6. Wearing a bathing suit to work beats business casual any day of the week.

7. If your coworker forgets his sunglasses, let him borrow yours on the stand. Lifeguard code of decency.

8. There is a special, evil delight in blowing the whistle for adult swim.

9. The award for most disgusting spilled soggy snack on the pool deck goes to pretzels, Goldfish, and popcorn in a three-way tie.

10. You become extremely comfortable wearing next to nothing in front of everyone, young and old.

11. The pool is one of the only…

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